Mrs. Potato Head is an Assassin

Memory can be a fickle thing, but there are a few things I know for certain: I definitely slayed as that weird 9-year-old singing Sheryl Crow at her school’s talent show. The Sox trading Nomar Garciaparra was the most painful moment of my life. Mrs. Potato Head tried to murder me at 3.5 years ofContinue reading “Mrs. Potato Head is an Assassin”